Christ, where do I even begin here? Porn parody production house, Woodrocket, has decided to make a LEGO porno called The Laygo Movie and it’s just…beyond absurd, to say the least. This is a brave, costume-intensive work of madness. The performers are packed into boxy yellow-painted outfits and asked to deliver lines like “She’s built like a brickhouse playset” with straight faces. It’s masterful.
While the lead characters in the Lego Movie are called Emmet and Wyldstyle, the porn version features ‘Rammit’ and ‘Wildpiehole.’ A description for the film says: “Nobody thinks Rammit is special. Even Wildpiehole has her doubts…until she gets a load of his big yellow pants-brick. It is the Penis of Resistance. Now it’s up to them to go Fifty Shades of Yellow before it is too late!” In the build-up to the release, the film’s producers, Wood Rocket, have released a trailer on YouTube – and it’s anything but sexy.
The song, much like the original LEGO Movie theme song “Everything is Awesome,” is a banger. “Cover everything in hot cum,” it proclaims joyfully. “My dick is brick number 4733.” Brick 4733 is a 1×1 square with studs on four sides. I guess it’s not the size of your brick, but what you do with it.
The extended version is available to watch on Pornhub Premium right now if that’s the sort of thing you’re into, we’re not judging.
